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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]Alien Sex Fiend - I Walk The Line
I’m already in the gutter, next stop is the drain!
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This has been posted on tumblr a few times already, but the artist has finished the set and I thought I’d post the complete gallery, because I am so in love with this concept and get so excited when people combine history with art. (I’ve inserted the locations and dates Shoomlah narrowed for each princess just for funsies.)
Historically Accurate Disney Princesses! by Shoomlahand because I didn’t have room to include her, here’s Cinderella.
lol the woc (except mulan) are wearin not a damn thing compared to the euro princesses. Jasmine straiten your back shawty!! I doubt Ariel was English 0.o
Historically accurate to whom? “Chinese empire” for 300s AD? Wut?
There was no Chinese empire at that time. It is one of the periods of disunity in Chinese history. Between the Han (220) and Sui (589) Dynasties. There were smaller Dynasties/Kingdoms at war during this time but no ‘Chinese Dynasty’ as if that were even a real thing or meaningful, or a place unlike all the other ones.
Not to mention, it’s not historically accurate for Rapunzel to have that floating lantern, which was ganked from various Asian regions.
Ooof, please note that these captions are in no way approved my me, the artist- the OP cropped out my watermark and added some completelyarbitrary dates and locations.
I’m happy to own up when I’ve fucked up of my own volition, but damn if I’m gonna sit back when someone captions Mulan with “Chinese Empire, 380 AD.” WHAT NONONONO
There was no ‘Ancient Greece’, either, but various city-states, and I don’t give a fuck, look at the pretties
And if we want to get REALLY anal, Belle isn’t a Princess.
She’s a Lady of the Second EstaBLUHBLUHBLUH
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Sunday Morning Cartoon of the Day: You’ve seen the 20-second preview — now watch the first full-length Super Best Friends Forever short from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic creator Lauren Faust in all its 75-second glory!
Seriously, though: Could these shorts be any shorter?
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Why does it have to be short why can’t it be looooooong
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Dress suitably in short skirts and strong boots, leave your jewels in the bank, and buy a revolver.
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Reasons To Love Tumblr #4: Introducing me to the wonderful beauty that is Misfits…
Want more reasons? Click here
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part of this request
these uniforms are getting more and more indulgent
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WE WERE SO BEAUTIFUL
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- sarcasm
- commiserating “all of these people are idiots” glances at each other
- pastries
- lounging around with feet on the desk
- shit talking
- ass kicking
- buckets of homoerotic subtext
- strong, independent female characters
ALSO DI Lestrade and DI Carlisle’s division:
- Squabbling over who gets to drive every damn time they get in the car
- Coming to blows over the last donut
- Having their sidearms and badges confiscated for being loose-cannon coppers
- Grudging respect toward their no-nonsense female DCI
- Long bubble baths at the end of a tough day, sometimes separately but mostly together
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